I’m just going to admit it. I don’t understand text messaging. I finally humbled myself enough to ask my co-worker how it’s actually done. I figured it must be something way simpler than typing on the little tiny keys, bearing teensy-weensie numbers, of itsy-bitsy cell phones. It has to be easier or, surely, everyone wouldn’t […]

Valet who? Stop valet parking. Instead, park your car as far away from your destination as you want to walk. Use the distance between your car and the restaurant, store or friend’s home you are going to, as your walking route.
Park in the boondocks. Instead of parking closest to the mall entrance, park in […]