Beauty Today: Can You Guess The Next Body Part to Undergo Scrutiny?

We’ve got braces for the teeth, implants for the breasts and lipo for the thighs — what’s the next body part that will be suddenly slated for improvement by the beauty industry?

I’ll tell you…

The next body part to undergo scrutiny are calves. Take it from Johnny Drama’s character on HBO’s Entourage, who had implants put into his scrawny calves so he’d get more girls, get more acting parts and get more of everything else. Calves are the new breasts. And they’re up for scrutiny in men as well as women. They’re eligible for reduction or augmentation. In fact, if you’re considering going green, remove your breast implants and recycle them into your calves! (Just kidding folks — don’t try plastic surgery at home.) Winter is the time to get your plastic surgery consults and your work done, so that by the time shorts and skirts weather rolls around, your calves will look as good as your other body parts!