Style & Fashion Today: Yes, I Did Mean C String, Not G String.

Waiting for the next tragedy since the Titanic sunk? Wait no longer:

The C string has arrived.

The big problem with the C string, like the Nu Bra, which is a set of stick on breast covers that adhere to the breasts with sticky adhesive, and link together in front, but have no sides or back to prevent bra straps or any other part of the bra showing, while still providing nipple protection, is that it can fall off at an inopportune moment. In fact, I’m not sure there is a moement it would fall off that is not inopportune.

Of course if you’re wearing trousers, you have a margin of panic time when you feel the C string slip in order to try and readjust your stance or run to the ladie’s room to grab the C string before it slides out a pant leg and onto the floor. Under a dress, well, that’s a whole nother set of tragedies waiting to happen, topped only by one’s water breaking at a premiere, Bar Mitzvah or other “event”.

Try not to pont and laugh next time someone dropps their C string.