Today: Trends Dealing With Mobile Technology

As a dating and relationship expert, my mind goes right to the possibilities of GPS tracking chips — and they are myriad!

* Want to know where your boyfriend/husband (girlfriend/wife) really goes on Wednesday nights? Buy him a pair of GPS tracking shoes without telling him about the tracking mechanism. Or put a GPS tracking chip in his shoes, wallet or favorite sweater. Put your private detective out of business today!

* Going on a blind date with someone you “met” online? Beat the hazards of online dating. Be safe and wear your GPS tracking chip in your stilettos, but have your wingman or wingwoman watching out for where you are on your date to make sure you’re safe.

* Elderly parents with Alzheimers have a habit of wandering out of the house and getting lost or into trouble. Put off having to employ a nursing home just yet by putting these GPS tracking shoes on their feet or around their neck, and you’ll know where your folks are — even if they don’t!