Gift Giving Ideas

Unusual Christmas Gifts That Don’t Come In A Box

Wanna get a laugh? Give the gift they’re not expecting!

For your ex: A membership to an online dating service.

For your mom: A pile of self-help books. Then when she’s about to blow her stack, give her a piece of GOOD jewelry, thanking her for putting up with your sense of humor. If she’s still steamed tell her that the books were really supposed to be for dad — not her. A get out of making dinner card — gift certificates for local restaurants so she can order instead of shopping, chopping and serving.

For your dad: An extreme sports weekend (heli-skiing, sky diving or bungee jumping), and a gift basket of ice packs, heating pads and Advil.

For your sibling: Clothes — in your size, not theirs. Oops!

For your girlfriend (if you’re a guy): Flashcards that say: You owe me an apology, now! that she can flash when you just don’t get it. And a weekend at a spa — for her to use in case the flash cards don’t work out.

For your boyfriend (if you’re a woman): Yourself, naked, wrapped in holiday wrapping paper — or cellophane. Trust me.For your spouse: A heartfelt letter appreciating them, accompanied by a gift certificate for the sex act of their choice, and a beautiful token of your holiday spirit — from Neiman’s, Tiffany’s or somewhere very special and splurge-like. If you’re flush: A hybrid with a recycled bow on top! And if you’re smart as a whip, I have a great holiday gift idea for men, women and couples for the holidays. MY NEW BOOKS!! And the best part is that you can buy them as e-books on my website, www.AskApril.com, and that means: 1. No fighting mall human traffic jams. 2. No looking for a parking place to shop. 3. No wrapping necessary. 4. All you need to do is go online and buy!!

FOR SINGLE WOMEN: Think & Date Like A Manhttp://www.askapril.com/think-date-like-a-man-reviews.php Do you know the signs a man gives when he’s ready to be in a committed relationship? Do you know what to do to attract and date (and marry) successful men? Do you know when to have sex in a relationship? Are you a woman who’s relationships end in disappointment and anger or tears? Or both? Is there always something wrong with your relationship, or with the men you date? Does it seem impossible to meet the right guy? Do you go on date after date — but never have a boyfriend who sticks?If you answered yes to one of the above questions, then you’re the woman Think & Date Like A Man was written for,  if you have the courage to read it!

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* If you want to learn the truth about how to win with women

* If you want to uncover the hidden facts for attracting the hottest women

* If you want to take the guesswork out of how to date 9’s and 10’s, and

* If you are ready to become one of those guys who gets what he wants (especially when it comes to women), Date Out Of Your League is more than a crash course on how to do it — it’s a tried and tested formula for dating success that tells you how to get the women you’ve wanted, but never thought you could have, until now.

50 First Dates  http://www.askapril.com/50first-dates-reviews.php  Written in response to your questions, 50 First Dates gives you the answers you’ve asked for, while also addressing:

* How to stop being the “nice, butttttt” date.

* How to go from being perceived as “predictable” and “boring” date to the “exciting” or “hot” date instead?

* What are the inexpensive (and FREE) dates recommended by April, that they’ll love?

* How to start a conversation without using pick up lines?

* How to get back into the dating scene when you’re newly single?

* How to stop going on dates that never go anywhere or lead to anything?

* What is the secret to making a date so great, they’re dying for another? Leaving nothing to chance, 50 First Dates tells you exactly what to do– and exactly how to do it. Every single step, from where to go, to what to wear, to what to say and do, is all spelled out for you in detail and specifics. If you want to eliminate guesswork, crush your insecurities, build your confidence and quash any fear you have of dating, read 50 First Dates.

FOR COUPLES MARRIED OR DATING: TheNext50Dates http://www.askapril.com/next50-dates-reviews.php If you want specifics, here they are. Tried and tested by April Masini and her readers - it’s been proven to work! The Next 50 Dates is a road map you can follow with tips and step-by-step instructions, that not only reveal fail-proof seduction secrets — it tells you exactly what to do (and exactly how to do it).

* If you want to have a reputation as the hottest, most exciting date

* If your marriage has lost that spark or you want to put the X back in your sex life

* If you want to “pop the question” and blow their mind while you’re doing it, look no further. The Next 50 Dates will tell you how. This book is guaranteed to spice up your relationship and make boredom a thing of the past. If you want to improve your sex life and deepen your relationship, make your level of intimacy soar with The Next 50 Dates.